Oceanbluesandsummerbreeze: April 2006

Sunday, April 30, 2006

Jewel In The Palace

For all the fans of "Jewel In The Palace" (including myself), here's something funny for you. However, you must be able to read and understand Mandarin. Enjoy! :)

http://flash.cyol.com/product/05121802324416.swf

posted by Ying @ 11:47 PM Comments: 0

Saturday, April 15, 2006

How To Die Earlier

A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked, "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied, "I didn't recognize you."

posted by Ying @ 4:38 PM Comments: 5

Friday, April 14, 2006

World Funniest Jokes: Northern Ireland

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can I do?"

The operator, in a calm, soothing voice says: "Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

The guy's voice comes back on the line.

He says: "OK, now what?"

posted by Ying @ 11:53 PM Comments: 0

Thursday, April 13, 2006

World Funniest Jokes: Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity.

To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 C.

The Russians used a pencil.

posted by Ying @ 2:43 PM Comments: 0

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Funnies: Chinese Names

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan?
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.
Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!
Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Caller: I'm Sam Wan. And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent.
Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's this urgent matter about?
Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan was involved in an accident. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.
Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't have time for this!
Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?
Operator: I'm Saw Lee.
Caller: Yes! You should be sorry. Now give me your name!!

posted by Ying @ 12:15 PM Comments: 3

Monday, April 03, 2006

Something Meaningful...

Listen to the beautiful music too...

http://www.mayyoubeblessedmovie.com/

posted by Ying @ 11:26 PM Comments: 0

Sunday, April 02, 2006

World Funniest Jokes: UK

A woman gets on a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming.

She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

posted by Ying @ 9:01 PM Comments: 0

Saturday, April 01, 2006

World Funniest Jokes: England

Two weasels are sitting on a bar stool.

One starts to insult the other one.

He screams, "I slept with your mother!"

The bar gets quiet as everyone listens to see what the other weasel will do.

The first again yells, "I SLEPT WITH YOUR MOTHER!"

The other says, "Go home dad, you're drunk."

posted by Ying @ 7:08 PM Comments: 0