Blonde Jokes
I once knew a blonde that was so stupid that:
*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate;
*She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind;
*She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order;
* She sent me a fax with stamp on it;
* She tried to drown a fish;
*She thought a quarterback was a refund;
* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death;
* She tripped over a cordless phone;
*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept;
* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store;
* She studied for a blood test;
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats;
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved;
* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead;
*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.