Oceanbluesandsummerbreeze: Blonde Jokes

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Blonde Jokes

I once knew a blonde that was so stupid that:

*She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said concentrate;

*She put lipstick on her forehead beacause she wanted to make up her mind;

*She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order;

* She sent me a fax with stamp on it;

* She tried to drown a fish;

*She thought a quarterback was a refund;

* She got locked in a grocery store and starved to death;

* She tripped over a cordless phone;

*She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept;

* She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store;

* She studied for a blood test;

* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats;

* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved;

* When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead;

*When she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.